Kal Korff is an IDIOT

We will examine the claims and idiotic ramblings of a fruitcake named Kal K. Korff to show the world how big of an idiot Kal really is.

For those of you unfamiliar with Kal (real first name is Kalvin), Kal is a nut-job from America currently residing in Prague. Kal claims to be a colonel in an anti-terrorism unit, a teacher, a philosopher, a weapons expert, a computer expert, a former law enforcement officer, a pioneer of original work in a number of fields (technology, archeology, AI, forensics, physics, and nanotechnology to name just a few). Kal even laughably claims to have "an IQ of 219, according to the Omni Magazine's World's Hardest IQ Test."

As you will see not all is as Kal makes it appear to be. So sit back and have a good laugh all at the expense of one lone nut named Kal K. Korff.

Here is a bit wee picture that nutty Kal took of himself. Try not to gag or barf there lads!